Thursday, March 27, 2008

Goldfish by Rebecca Feldman

Pets are really fun,
Some eat out of your dish,
The only pet you don't want to have, 
Is a tiny little goldfish,
All they do is sit around and do nothing all day,
All you can do is feed them,
And go with your friends to play.
They die in about a week,
And that is not really fun,
So next time you get a goldfish
Please get more than one.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

What's in a Name?

Conversation in our car...
Rebecca - who would you vote for in the presidential election?
"Definitely Hillary Clinton because I want her to be the first woman president."
Dylan, who would you vote for?  Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney or Ron Paul?
"I like Mike Huckabee."
"Why, Mike Huckabee?"
"His name is funny."

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Dental Assistant

This is the way to visit the dentist...my kids went for cleanings yesterday and our awesome dentist, Dr. G. let the kids have a bit of fun while he took care of their teeth.  Becca and Dylan were his assistants for the visit and when Dylan learned he had a cavity and endured a huge needle, drill and numb lip, he got to pick out five toys from the treasure chest.  
Funny, but when I used to go to the dentist as a kid, they had to strap me down to the chair in a strait jacket - no joke - they actually did that to me once when I didn't want to endure yet another painful drilling experience. Lucky for my kids, they've got a dentist who knows exactly how to keep them occupied and happy while taking care of business.    

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The Presidential Debate

3rd Grade Language Arts Homework by Rebecca Feldman
Assignment: Use the words divergent, career, humble, boastful, humility and memorable in a sentence:
My mom and dad have divergent views of who should be the next president. My mom is voting for Hillary Clinton and my dad is definitely not. My mom admires her career and things she is a humble woman. However, my dad thinks she is a boastful person who lacks humility. I don’t know who will be president this year but the election will be a memorable one.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Upload a Photo and Give to Kids Who Need it Most!

Actress Abigail Breslin knows exactly what kids really need this holiday season...batteries! She's featured along with newly named Duracell Holiday Ambassadors, left to right, Nyasha Sprow, of Dale City, VA., Mia Lawrence of Novato, Ca., and Brandon Callow of Twinsburg, Oh., pictured in New York, Dec. 4, 2007 after loading up toys bound for children's hospitals across the country. Duracell has committed to donate a dollar to children's hospitals for every photo of a smile uploaded to www.powerasmile.com (Photo/Duracell/Stuart Ramson).

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Eyes Have It

Overheard at the Ice Rink... Dad to precocious daughter... "I just saw what you did and you better cut it out or we're not going ice skating today." "How did you see me daddy, you weren't even looking at me?" "I have eyes in back of my head." "Oh no you don't, only Mommy does."