"Mommy, why do I have to go the ladies room if I'm a boy?"
"Because I don't go to the men's room," that's why.
"But what about when I'm eight, can I go to the boy's room by myself?"
"Maybe."
"What about when I'm twenty? Can I got to the bathroom by myself then?"
"Yes and I probably won't be with you to take you to the bathroom when you're that age."
"Well, what about when I'm your age mommy? Will you take me to the bathroom then?"
"By the time your my age, you'll be taking me to the bathroom."
