My kids thought they were on the comedy circuit tonight and kept trying to impress me with their latest jokes. Here's a sample...
Mommy...Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
I'm not telling you.
Mommy...Why did the cow order popcorn?
Why?
Because he was at the Moo-vies.
Mommy...Why did the chicken poop on the sidewalk?
Why?
I'm not telling you.
Mommy...What happened when the two bunnies got married?
What?
They went on a bunnymoon.
Mommy...Why did the chicken marry the cow?
Why?
I'm not telling you.
From here on out, joke time is officially on hiatus...until somebody comes up with something funny!
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